A 17 year old hillbilly girl tells her parents that she is expecting.Shouting, cursing, and crying, the father says, "Who did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of the backwoods shack. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits down in the living room with the parents and the girl, and says: "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take full responsibility. If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, a townhouse in Manhattan and a $2,000,000 bank account. However, should she have a miscarriage... " The hillbilly father, who until now remained silent, places a hand on the man's shoulder and says: "Well, I reckon you'll just have to come back and knock her up again."
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."