LOL! this is pretty funny. someone sent this to my email this week.
Are you a Democrat, Republican or
Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you
decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following
question:
You're walking down a deserted street with
your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks
eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges
at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an
expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family. What do you
do?
Democrat's Answer
Well,
that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does
the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything
to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run
away?
What does my wife think?
What
about the kids?
What does the law say about this
situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
kind of message does this send to society and to my
children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so
deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
and make this a
happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
Republican's
Answer
BANG!
Southerner's
Answer
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Click, click, click,
click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter:
"Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow
Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next
one!???"
Wife: "You Ain't Taking That To The
Taxidermist!"
"Chance favors the prepared mind" - Louis Pasteur