Body: President Bush, First Lady Laura and *** Cheney were flying on Air Force One.



George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000
bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."




Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window
and make ten people very happy."




Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the
window and make a hundred people very happy."




Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such
big-shots back there. ***, I could throw all of them out of the window
and make 56 million people very happy."

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

The shitty party is that this is partly true.  I consider myself a conservative but there are things that this republican president has done that could make Newt Gingrich start dating black women and marching in gay pride parades.

 

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"Chance favors the prepared mind" - Louis Pasteur