#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

 #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

 #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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