> > NUN HOOKERS
> >
> > A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices A
> > sign
> > out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
> >
> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
> >
> > He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
> > second
> > thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:
> >
> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
> >
> > Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
> > past
> > a third sign saying:
> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
> >
> > His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
> > far
> > side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
> > the
> > door reading:
> >
> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >
> > He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
> >
> > The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may
> > we
> > do for you my son?"
> >
> > He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> > possibly doing business...."
> >
> > "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
> > passages and is soon quite disoriented.
> >
> > The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this
> > door."
> >
> > He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
> > the
> > door....
> >
> > This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the
> > large
> > wooden door at the end of the hallway."
> >
> > He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
> > the
> > door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself
> > back
> > in the parking lot facing another sign:
> >
> > GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> > SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

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