Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
>Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred
>to as "HILLBILLIES."
>
>You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
>
>And furthermore...
>
>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
>1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
>
>2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
>
>3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
>INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
>
>4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
COMPANION."
>
>5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
>
>6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
>
>
>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
>1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
>STORAGE FACILITY."
>
>2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
>
>3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
>DESTINATIONS."
>
>4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
>
>5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
>RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
>
>6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
>CLEAVAGE."

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