2 FOR CONGRESS

One day, a man rubbed a lamp.

A genie popped out of the lamp and said, "You have three wishes. I will grant whatever you wish for, but remember, every politician in the world gets twice as much as you wish for, so be careful what you wish for."

The man said, "That's easy! I want a million dollars."

A big pile of cash appeared in front of him. "Now, each politician has two million."

The man said, "Never mind! I am happy as long as I have my million. Now, I want a Mercedes."

A red Mercedes appeared in front of him and the genie said, "Now, each politician has two of these."

The man was happier than ever. He thought about his last wish, and said, "You know, I have always wanted to donate a kidney..."

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."