Subject: Retiree fun
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> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
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> Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
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> I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"
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> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
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> I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
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> So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket.
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> This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
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> Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."
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> I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.